Columbia County Mosquito Services - Lake City, Florida

Andrew A Reynoso

This here Dam skeeter control unit done did mankind a service, ya hear? Columbia county ain't ever been closer to God an Jeebus than is has been since this here skeeter control came to. Y'all done best keep them skeeters outta Columbia county, ya hear? Nao lemme tell y'all a story bout my buddy ol pal Jebediah Jomacun. This here feller done went swimmin in a waterhole near here, and one of them dam skeeters with that there dun Mahleruh virus done did bit Jebediah right where the sun don't shine, and I tell you what, there ain't no feelin worse than having a skeeter bite with mahleruh right there on them there prawstayt. Now Jebediah done had what was essentially a hemeroid, but every time he had to go answer the nature call, he had to yell and squeal like daddy's livestock I tell you what, ya hear? An every afternoon, Jebediah had to um... contribute to the local mud population, but I'll tell ya here that them there skeeters done made that dam near impossible, ya hear? Now, ever since this here skeeter control rolled on into town, my buddy Jebediah ain't had one of them skeeter hemmroids since. This skeeter control is a Godsend, and there ain't nothing better than a beer, this here skeeter control, and your cousin, I tell you what.